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Feb 4, 20246 min read
The Perfect Away?
Solihull Moors 0-1 Altrincham (National League) Josh Kelly has signed for AFC Wimbledon. Where will Solihull get their goals from now?...
Jan 31, 20248 min read
It's Tamworth's To Lose
Scunthorpe United 0-1 Tamworth (National League North) Danny Whitehall has had a vodka liqueur named after him. Apparently, the Potions...
Jan 29, 20246 min read
Catch Us If You Can
Tamworth 2-0 Spennymoor Town (National League North) Spennymoor United were formed in 1905 and spent most of their seasons in the...
Jan 24, 20247 min read
The Great Escape
Hartlepool United 0-1 Kidderminster Harriers (National League) Storm Jocelyn is heading east. We've already had Isha after a firm week of...
Jan 20, 20245 min read
Walkers Crisp
Ilkeston Town 4-1 Basford United (Northern Premier League) It was meant to be York. I’ve dropped the dog off at the mothers-in-law’s for...
Jan 17, 20246 min read
Squad Game
Basford United 1-3 Radcliffe (Northern Premier League) I’ve been cricket scoring for the bet markets today, sat in my pyjamas until...
Jan 15, 20245 min read
Her Game Too
Boston United 1-1 Curzon Ashton (National League North) Formed in 1963 the Nash, from Ashton-under-Lyne in Greater Manchester, are in...
Jan 10, 20246 min read
Airport Run
Bishop's Stortford 2-3 South Shields (National League North) Plane spotting at football grounds is becoming a thing. On Saturday I got a...
Jan 7, 20245 min read
Moor Moor Moors
Solihull Moors 3-0 Woking (National League) Mention Woking and the Midlands in my house and in particular, this very weekend, the opening...
Jan 3, 20245 min read
Bishop's Taken
Peterborough Sports 4-2 Bishop’s Stortford (National League North) What a way to end the year. Match number 82 of 2023 and it took me...
Dec 29, 20234 min read
Jimmy At The Double
Boston United 3-1 Alfreton Town (National League North) I’m full of festive cheer. The weather is bright, it’s remarkably mild and...
Dec 20, 20235 min read
Daniel's Day
Stamford 4-0 Mickleover (Southern League Central Division) Steve Cooper has been sacked by Nottingham Forest. It’s hard to put into words...
Dec 17, 20236 min read
Lambs Unleashed
Tamworth 4-0 Southport (National League North) I was at the Old Vol in Caythorpe last night for a bite to eat and a couple of pints. The...
Dec 13, 20236 min read
Worky Worky
Workington 3-3 Worksop Town (Northern Premier League) It’s the midweek game nobody wants. Workington on a Tuesday night. I was supposed...
Dec 9, 20236 min read
Long Eaton's Day
Long Eaton United 1-0 Berkhamsted (Southern League Central Division) Joey Barton's been causing a stir on X (Twitter) about women pundits...
Dec 6, 20236 min read
Anything With Chips
Horsham 2-1 Canvey Island (Isthmian League Premier Division) I've had a bad week. I was supposed to be getting paid £10k on Monday but it...
Nov 29, 20237 min read
Lethal Lions
Ilkeston Town 1-4 Guiseley (Northern Premier League) Formed in 1909, Guiseley Association Football Club were West Riding County Amateur...
Nov 27, 20236 min read
Chorley Not!
Boston United 2-2 Chorley (National League North) It was my birthday on Friday, and it was supposed to be celebrations with the wife at...
Nov 22, 20237 min read
East 17
Boston United 0-1 Rushall Olympic (National League North) I’ve got tendinitis in my Achilles. F*ck me it hurts. I’ve not been able to...
Nov 15, 20238 min read
Shepherd’s Delight
Brackley Town 2-0 Gloucester City (National League North) I’ve had to cancel watching Northern Ireland v Denmark on Monday as my expenses...
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