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Nov 12, 20235 min read
Juggernauts
Boston United 1-0 Hereford (National League North) Two juggernauts of the English non league. Mention Hereford without mentioning Ronnie...
Nov 5, 20236 min read
Shipping Containers
Gloucester City 1-3 Warrington Town (National League North) It's grey, dark, wet, miserable and I’m up early as we've got the mother in...
Nov 1, 20237 min read
Foggy Scare Draw
Boston United 1-1 Scunthorpe United (National League North) It’s Halloween and the trick or treaters are out in force. I’ve made a...
Oct 30, 20235 min read
£4 Cheaper
Boston United 1-0 Gloucester City (National League North) After seeing it in a shop in Newcastle on Wednesday I decided to buy the...
Oct 27, 20236 min read
Love Island
Boston United 1-2 Banbury United (National League North) I’m off to one of my favourite football grounds tonight. I’m not sure why I hold...
Oct 24, 20237 min read
MNF: Late Night Drama
St Ives Town 3-2 Royston Town (Southern League Central Division) It’s the start of a mad week of live football for me. A game tonight,...
Oct 23, 20236 min read
Waldron’s On Fire
Rushall Olympic 5-0 Chorley (National League North) I’m legging it to my car parked a good 500m from the Bescot Stadium but I’m out of...
Oct 18, 20238 min read
Magic Of The Cup
Oxford City 2-3 Scarborough Athletic (FA Cup Fourth Qualifying Round Replay) The wife was on the piss on Saturday and Sunday she went...
Oct 9, 20237 min read
Nuclear Energy
Alfreton Town 1-1 Warrington Town (National League North) I'm feeling slightly fatigued after binging on the David Beckham Documentary on...
Oct 3, 20236 min read
Defences On Top
Gainsborough Trinity 5-3 Matlock Town (Northern Premier League) Auntie Julie’s on her way around with cakes. It’s laddo’s nineteenth...
Oct 1, 20237 min read
Ajax of Erewash
Ilkeston Town 1-0 Bamber Bridge (Northern Premier League) It’s the start of a busy week of football where I’ll be cramming in a game a...
Sep 27, 20238 min read
Tigers Roll Over Town
Worksop Town 2-0 Matlock Town (Northern Premier League) It’s pissing down with rain and not yet 8:30 in the morning, I’m in the car...
Sep 17, 20237 min read
Bedford Biggy & Barry Fry
Biggleswade 1-2 Cambridge City (FA Cup Second Qualifying Round) I’d never even heard of Biggleswade until a Spanish journalist I follow...
Sep 13, 20237 min read
The Difference Is Tee
Long Eaton United 0-1 Bromsgrove Sporting (Southern League Central Division) Interesting fact… For the last seven years my name has been...
Aug 28, 20236 min read
Three Goals Three Points
Peterborough Sports 0-3 Brackley Town (National League North) I had the day off on Saturday so went to watch Beeston v Keyworth United in...
Aug 19, 20238 min read
Winning Away
Tamworth 0-1 Alfreton Town (National League North) I’ve been asked to cover a Champions League game on Tuesday night but not before I’m...
Aug 16, 20236 min read
Sunny Scunny
Scunthorpe United 4-0 Darlington (National League North) I’ve been away in Crete on an all-inclusive family holiday which has meant...
Jul 15, 20238 min read
Room At The Inn
Tiverton Town 2-4 Yeovil Town (Friendly) I’m in the West Country for a cricket game on Saturday so thought I would tie my trip in with a...
Jul 12, 20237 min read
Derbyshire Derby – The Markovitz Cup
Matlock Town 1-0 Buxton (Friendly) I’ve been playing the service station game with my friends on WhatsApp. It’s got that bad, even if I...
Jul 12, 20238 min read
Four Hours From Bognor
Bognor Regis Town 1-1 Portsmouth (Friendly) God help my motor who’s asked to clock up another 400 plus miles on a Tuesday night after HQ...
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